Twenty-Something years ago today, a chunk of angel-poop fell to earth and landed in some redneck chick’s beer thus creating a magical being ….
…at least that’s what I think happened, I mean, the origin of Lollipop is open to debate, since her “paperwork” (no she isn’t an immigrant) didn’t really exist until a few years ago….
You want to talk tough, this girl’s done it all, here’s a few examples:
- Army Physical Fitness Test: Check
- Married to a A-hole: Check (my brother)
- Impossibly hard to understand Family Tree: Check
- Military Service: Check
- Spartan Race:Check
- Pet Owner: Check (pet of choice is cats, but her hubby considers them livestock)
- Has Survived Years of friendship with me:Check (I don’t know how)
- Has lived through being my passenger, without screaming: Check
- Higher Education: Check
AND I’M PRETTY SURE SHE HAS BIGGER BALLS THEN MOST OF THE GUYS YOU’VE EVER KNOWN….
So here’s a shout out to one of my very favorite peeps: