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Twenty-Something years ago today, a chunk of angel-poop fell to earth and landed in some  redneck chick’s beer thus creating a magical being ….

…at least that’s what I think happened, I mean, the origin of Lollipop is open to debate, since her “paperwork” (no she isn’t an immigrant) didn’t really exist until a few years ago….

You want to talk tough, this girl’s done it all, here’s a few examples:

  • Army Physical Fitness Test: Check
  • Married to a A-hole: Check (my brother)
  • Impossibly hard to understand Family Tree: Check
  • Motherhood:Check
  • Military Service: Check
  • Deployment:Check
  • Spartan Race:Check
  • Pet Owner: Check (pet of choice is cats, but her hubby considers them livestock)
  • Has Survived Years of friendship with me:Check (I don’t know how)
  • Has lived through being my passenger, without screaming: Check
  • Higher Education: Check

AND I’M PRETTY SURE SHE HAS BIGGER BALLS THEN MOST OF THE GUYS YOU’VE EVER KNOWN….

So here’s a shout out to one of my very favorite peeps:

HAPPY  2???? BIRTHDAY LOLLIPOP!!!!!!!!!!! I do KNOW how old she is…I am just NOT TELLING!!!

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