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Did you see part uno?(click here!)

You know you’re a Barefoot Runner when… (in no particular order)…(continued)

  1. …You’re not wearing any shoes…(Thanks to Mark Lofquist)
  2. …You don’t have a problem leaving the house without make-up, but won’t go outside with chipped toenail polish… (Thanks to Lorraine Heyes)
  3. …You have made your own running shoes
  4. …You have ever dug something out of your foot (eg: glass/splinters), and you haven’t the foggiest idea of how or when it got lodged there in the first place… (Thanks to Ian Hicks)
  5. …You identify with this and the previous list…
  6. …You tend to smile throughout your entire run…
  7. …You think a 50k Trail race sounds like a fun way to spend a morning…
  8. …Your non-barefoot running friends groan audibly when a stranger inquires,”so…….why do you run barefoot?”
  9. …You can immediately strike up a meaningful dialogue with another barefoot runner YOU HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE
  10. …Your running cadence is around 180 spm….while listening to an audio book...
  11. …Your running cadence is around 180 spm…while listening to heavy metal…
  12. …Your running cadence is around 180 spm…all the time….
  13. …You drop your car off at a mechanic, and refuse the loaner car because the 20 miles between the shop and your home are a good excuse to run…
  14. …You have ever looked at a blown tire on the shoulder of highway and thought , “That would make a nice pair of huaraches”….
  15. …You have actually picked up a blown tire from the side of the road and made a pair of huaraches with it…20120918_230604
  16. …You have ever thought of running the Badwater Ultra-marathon without shoes…what’s up Doc?
  17. …You think that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles should have lost EVERY battle they ever fought against the “Foot Clan”, simply because the Foot have a much cooler name and logo…734087_526774197374930_1858881186_n
  18. …You don’t find shopping for anklets and toe rings emasculating in the slightest…
  19. …You have ever used a RoadID or similar anklet to attach a shoe mounted timing chip during a race…32301_4319114867446_1544566408_n
  20. …You have had random people ask if they can take pictures of your feet…
  21. …You DVR’d the episode of “The Shark Tank” which starred Steven Sashen of Xeroshoes, and cheered out-loud when he refused their offer…
  22. …You know there is a “Barefoot Running: The Movie“…
  23. …You have seen “Barefoot Running: The Movie”
  24. …You OWN “Barefoot Running: The Movie”
  25. …You have devised a drinking game for “Barefoot Running: The Movie”
  26. …You have no problem spending good money on running gear like shorts, shirts, hats….hell…you’ll even spend $30+ on a water bottle…but $120 + for running shoes?! THAT IS abso-freaking-lutely insane…
  27. …You find “minimalist” shoes to be “heavy”…
  28. …Your friends that still wear running shoes sometimes refer to their own shoes as “Foot Coffins”
  29. …You refer to your Black VFF KSO’s as “Mr Deeds”
  30. …You know what “KSO” means…
  31. …You have to wash your feet before your wife allows you to get into bed…
  32. …You have said the following, “No, my feet AREN’T dirty, they’re just stained”…
  33. …When someone points and asks, “doesn’t running like that hurt you?”…you reply, “no, but doesn’t running in those things hurt YOU?”
  34. …You entertain notions of becoming the “Godfather of SOLE
  35. …While running in the woods, you spot a deer and briefly contemplate attempting to run it down…completely forgetting you are a vegetarian…
  36. …You no longer get calf cramps after a long run…
  37. …It’s pronounced VEE-brum…
  38. …When asked if it’s “Tara-who-mara” or “Tara-oo-mara”, you reply “Raramuri”
  39. …You prefer to pick things up with your toes over bending over to get it with your hand…
  40. …You can THROW an object accurately with your foot…
  41. …You now wear a smaller shoe than you did 2 years before you took up BF running…yeah right…try getting you into shoes….hahahahaha
  42. …Every race begins with someone asking, “hey, where’s your shoes?”
  43. …You can keep your pinky-toe and big-toe flat on the ground while you lift the rest …
  44. …When packing for a vacation, you forget to pack shoes…
  45. …You laugh along with this video, secretly hating the fact that you agree with 95% OF THE SATIRE:

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That’s all I have for now, leave comments below if you have some more to add!

Stay Muddy My Friends!

Did you see part uno?(click here!)

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